if-its-notlikethemovies:

American Horror Story: Coven (2013)

facts-about-bisexuality:

Fact: The bisexual community includes people of all genders: male, female, and nonbinary; cis and trans. It includes people of all ages, races, and religions, people who are totally closeted, out to everyone, or somewhere in between. Bisexuals can marry people of any gender. We are monogamous or polyamorous, and sometimes ace or aro. All of us are equally bisexual and all of us belong.

khadds:

boredbarbara:

This right here is the realest shit I’ve ever read

Tbh

Humans are adorable.

shakespork:

teaboot:

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist

weabooweedwitch:

ayellowbirds:

Just seeing photos of this, I feel lucky.

blessed image, rb for good luck when you need it most

unolavar:

dickzoned:

aidadoesdoodles:

billshitposts:

ghara2:

lily-d247:

afatblackfairy:

sniggadoodles:

lisa-beignet:

theincognegra:

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

image

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

Here goes nothing.

cedfiaisabadship:

cedfiaisabadship:

say it with me everyone:

  • het ships with PoC is still extremely rare and uncommon.
  • het ships with PoC are still looked down on especially if one member of the ship is white. (example: finnrey)
  • het ships with PoC are nowhere near as common as white/white het ships.
  • stop treating het ships with PoC as if they’ve had the same amount of recognition and popularity as white/white het ships, because they haven’t. at all. 
  • regardless of your orientation, if you are a white person who shits over het PoC ships you are a racist. you clearly have 0 idea of our long, long history with colonisation which has desexualised and hypersexualised us. 
  • just because they’re in a relationship with someone of another gender, it doesn’t necessarily mean they’re heterosexual either. 

i’m praying this doesn’t get hijacked by another racist again

our-adventure-book:

gameraboy:

Natalie Dormer

I’m no pro a reading lips but is she saying “at least it’s not pirogies.”

dreamgrl1998:

who else comin to terms with the possibility that they will never form a meaningful emotional connection with someone on a romantic level smash that like

denotion:

Do you ever just become quiet? For no reason. Your brain thinks about everything at once and you feel as if you’re drowning in thought and you can’t do anything to stop it so you say nothing and do nothing and just sit.

Wtf is sephora

alexexotic:

mettatonsbutt:

corruptinnocent:

flatbear:

optimysticals:

princelesscomic:

osheamobile:

jewishdragon:

rareandradiant-maiden:

hhertzof:

animatedamerican:

leeshajoy:

waffle-sorter:

lethalneuroses:

one-eyed-pom:

punlich:

venatus:

elasticlove:

nicejewishguy:

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth,

a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

goths7:

memeleanor:

harryedward:

memeleanor:

Why are people protesting …. how embarrassing

Because the president is a rapist?? A racist?? Homophobic?? Just a terrible human being??

Of course yes we know that but I just don’t understand how it helps anyone out

Have you ever heard of the civil rights movement or the women’s rights movement maybe even like .. the Boston tea party .. the American revolution … I mean come on

bazernalbus:

Everyone forgets that there’s a reason angels typically greeted humanity with the phrase “do not be afraid”.

soul-angelos:

Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you

Do
not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.

notsafef0rtwerk:

The United States is not a monarchy, you are not expected to show reverent respect to the POTUS, they are not some inhuman-godlike being. There is not to be an assumption that they have been put there by any sort of divine hand, so stop telling people that they need to respect Donald Trump’s election. Especially when (a) he did not respect Obama’s, (b) he won without the popular vote because of an antiquated system that has no place in today’s United States, © He. Ran. His. Campaign. With. The. Promise. Of. Removing. The. Rights. Marginalised. Individuals. And. Disrespecting. Their. Humanity.